Well it sounds like you’re just a good girl doing what she’s supposed to. Can’t blame ya for that. Really it’s on your partner to not be having you to put any fresh brown streaks in your mouth :P
To each their own, really. Ripening is a spectrum, it’s doesn’t have clearly defined boundaries. Some people prefer it very fresh, still hard and others like it when it’s already quite soft and don’t mind some discoloration or stronger smell. It’s exactly the same with fruit.
You know, as someone who has issues with the texture of Guacamole and Hummus i can somewhat understand that. (Shame, i love mexican and turkish food, but outside of cooking it for myself it’s hard to get something without these condiments)
The sounds my partner makes are alright, but I’m really not joking when I say (giving) oral is amazing in every way.
I only have experience with cock, but goddamn…the smell, taste, feel and everything else is fiiire 🔥
Dead serious. I should be thanking him for letting me go down on him, not the other way around 😂
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I wouldn’t put rotting genitals in my mouth.
Maybe don’t go down on corpses? 🤷♀️
Somewhere Bella Swan started sweating
That isn’t rotting… Its the starches converting to sugar
converting to sugar as in… rotting?
By that logic a green banana doesn’t ripen into a yellow banana it rots
As someone who prefers bananas on the green side:
Yes 😎
well i think the difference is whether the banana does it itself, or microorganisms do it
The sugar in this grape juice hasn’t been converted into wine it rotted into alcohol!
I mean, technically speaking, that isn’t wrong
Does eating that part of the banana increase the chances of my own dick getting sucked?
Now that’s the real question 😂
I’d say…sure :3
My wife caught me deep throating a banana, now she just keeps asking if I ever heard of an adult game called “Peglin”?
Yeah, like you can’t even fuck a banana, right?
If your partner’s genitals had a big new brown streak on them, would you still put them in your mouth?
To be perfectly honest? Probably.
I’ve had worse things in my mouth…
substances, TMI
I used to experiment with amanita muscaria and pantherina and that…was fucking awful. Literally the worst thing I’ve ever put in my mouth.
Whatever effects those had, it wasn’t worth the vomiting and overwhelming nausea that always followed. Don’t do it.
Basically, if my partner tells me to get on my knees and start sucking…I just do, zero resistance, no questions asked 😆
But that’s just me…
Well it sounds like you’re just a good girl doing what she’s supposed to. Can’t blame ya for that. Really it’s on your partner to not be having you to put any fresh brown streaks in your mouth :P
Would eat. It’s sweeter. I once had a banana that tasted alcoholic
Idk, I’d rather have the genitals please
¿Porque no los dos?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I can only have two 😂
breathing is overrated
LOL, true 😂
Breathing is overrated and choking/gagging is hot :3
Have you tried breathing through your cloaca, like a turtle?
Yeast infection
Into the blender for a milkshake or smoothie with that one
Noo, please don’t put your genitals in the blender 😭 /s
Don’t tell me what to do. You’re not my real mom!
Hey! I’m not that old yet 😭
Nah the real contender is bread
In the blender? Far be it from me to yuck your yum
-_-
Whose generation are they talking about? Is it just 1 generation? Any why specifically that generation?
It’s whatever generation that is relevant when the meme is reposted
old enough to actually remember the first time this was posted :) but now I’m on the other side of the meme :(
Yeah because if I do a really good job eating the banana it is still never going to reciprocate and suck my cock.
Funny that.
Never fucked a peel, eh?
Dan?
genitals dont taste weird or have an unpleasant texture. or if they do maybe go to a doctor.
to be fair though i wouldnt know no one will put theirs in my mouth :(
They really don’t! I’d argue they taste great and have an amazing texture :3
I only have experience with one type of genitals tho…
Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that D:
You’ll get there, I believe in you 🩷
ill put that disgusting thing in my mouth but genitals really are much preferable🥺🤤
Yesss, you get it! :3
No joke, genitals actually taste amazing, lmao
Either that or I’m just weird. Probably both 😜
Who doesnt love some genitals in their mouth? On the other hand, who wants icky brown banana?!
So true, omfg. Bananas are icky anyway!
HOW DARE YOU!!!
I’m sorry 😭
They’re actually one of my favorite fruits and banana milkshakes are the best ❤️
I feel like a relatively small fraction of modern generations are regularly having oral sex.
I love the taste of cock in the morning
personally, i prefer beef
Maybe it’s the circles I exist in, but oral sex really just feels like a standard part of sex to me
That’s racist!
To each their own, really. Ripening is a spectrum, it’s doesn’t have clearly defined boundaries. Some people prefer it very fresh, still hard and others like it when it’s already quite soft and don’t mind some discoloration or stronger smell. It’s exactly the same with fruit.
It’s all about the yeast
Bananas with a few brown spots are the sweetest and tastiest bananas. Fight me!
It’s not about the taste. It’s about texture.
I still refuse to eat the brown part. But zamn they make really good candies
You know, as someone who has issues with the texture of Guacamole and Hummus i can somewhat understand that. (Shame, i love mexican and turkish food, but outside of cooking it for myself it’s hard to get something without these condiments)
I do not enjoy the taste or texture of banana, regardless of how ripe or not it is.
But give me any variety of genitals to nom.
Yesss ❤️
AGAB - all genitals are best :3
Either way, please don’t talk with your mouth full.
I’ve tried. With both. Doesn’t work either way 🤣
It’s a texture thing for me, and also… I’m not chewing gentials.
I have a feeling that people wouldn’t put their genitals in my mouth anymore if I chewed them, so I generally try to avoid doing that. Generally… :3
I just eat that part all at once so I don’t have to think about it
Are you talking about the banana orrrrr..?
The real admission here is that people don’t actually like the flavor of bananas because when it darkens like that it’s too banana.
I’ll still eat it, not gonna waste it.
Banana bread is better
That’s just your ingrained instincts working correctly.
The oral is moreso just lust overriding your intelligence, logic and rationality, despite supposedly everyone going through the same education system.
Yeah…sounds about right for me 😂
That part of the banana is not attached to a girl.
Brown part gross.
I won’t eat any part of a banana unless its in a smoothie.
I’ll suck a dick with no hesitation though. Not sure what that means about myself lol.
guilty
although in terms of which one tastes better it’s honestly probably the banana
I think you’re incorrect. Genital taste is pretty fire :3
ok but does it actually taste good or are you just so euphoric from listening to their sounds of pleasure that you don’t care
The sounds my partner makes are alright, but I’m really not joking when I say (giving) oral is amazing in every way.
I only have experience with cock, but goddamn…the smell, taste, feel and everything else is fiiire 🔥
Dead serious. I should be thanking him for letting me go down on him, not the other way around 😂
And that’s supposed to be weird?
Pretty sure that 95% is optimistic , but you go!
Hey! I’d like to imagine my generation is having lots of oral sex. I’m rooting for them. Genitals for everyone! 💜
Aaahhhnnnd… there’s the oppression of cis-het -males again
I hope you’re joking and I’m just too dense to get the joke…