They honestly don’t look good to me at all. Burnt bun, not enough lettuce, the cheese is wrong, the meat looks way over. Not sure this guy even put pickles.
I’m in Finland. There’s this pizza/kebab/burger thing I go to sometimes. When I order burgers from there I always get flabbergasted. The burgers are massive. Huge. Cooked to perfection. Mini fry trays of fries, with way too much dip sauce.
You know things are top notch when you just resign your McDonald’s expectations, admit in your sinful mortal heart that you were humbled, go pick up a knife and fork, and start attacking this behemoth.
So when I’m done, I’m impressed.
I expect that this is the baseline standard in America.
…And then I see stuff like this.
W- I don’t even know how to articulate this. What’s going on. Crooked fucking burgers, stuff just slapped on the board… w- I- um-…
WHAT.
Have I been lied to. What tragedies are happening in America that I am not being told about.
I’m confused… Have you ever actually tasted a burger like this? It’s fucking fantastic.
I don’t think they even look that bad, objectively. Crooked burgers? Huh? That’s two patties, dawg.. Sometimes the top one isn’t directly centered. Nobody cares.
…Uh, I frankly don’t know what you’re talking about. I believe we’re having some kind of a fundamental failure of a communication going on around here.
If you make the patty yourself and this really is as tasty as it looks, you’re wasting a 6-figure business opportunity by not starting a stand. Hire an assisstant and do it.
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Singular leaf of lettuce to keep the cardiac arrest away. 👍
Practically a load bearing lettuce leaf
The correct way to use lettuce is as a moisture barrier. The lettuce should be under the burger to keep the bottom bun from getting soggy
That’s smart as heck
I go bottom bun>cheese> meat> condiments>lettuce/otherstuff>top bun. Lettuce on bottom makes it slidy in my experience.
I love being bottom bun
Why would your 13 year old son be proud of them
Having been a 13 year old son at one point, I would be damn proud of those.
You just out dadded him
Bobby, if you weren’t my son, I’d hug you.
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My dad told me somewhat the same thing. I haven’t spoken to him in years.
You shouldn’t have to unhinge your jaw or use a fork to eat a burger.
I think these burgers are actually his 13 year old son.
That’s just sad. I don’t get how he thinks it’s not the greatest failure of his life.
Eh, probably just a bit, or hyperbole. I’ve seen redditors do worse in the name of fake internet points.
This cheeseburger was the most disappointing thing since my son.
They honestly don’t look good to me at all. Burnt bun, not enough lettuce, the cheese is wrong, the meat looks way over. Not sure this guy even put pickles.
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Day n+1 of me screaming “what the fuck is going on in America”
I mean, based on this photo alone, I’d say delicious cheeseburgers are what’s going on?
Like honestly, what’s the issue with this?
I’m in Finland. There’s this pizza/kebab/burger thing I go to sometimes. When I order burgers from there I always get flabbergasted. The burgers are massive. Huge. Cooked to perfection. Mini fry trays of fries, with way too much dip sauce.
You know things are top notch when you just resign your McDonald’s expectations, admit in your sinful mortal heart that you were humbled, go pick up a knife and fork, and start attacking this behemoth.
So when I’m done, I’m impressed.
I expect that this is the baseline standard in America.
…And then I see stuff like this.
W- I don’t even know how to articulate this. What’s going on. Crooked fucking burgers, stuff just slapped on the board… w- I- um-…
WHAT.
Have I been lied to. What tragedies are happening in America that I am not being told about.
I’m confused… Have you ever actually tasted a burger like this? It’s fucking fantastic.
I don’t think they even look that bad, objectively. Crooked burgers? Huh? That’s two patties, dawg.. Sometimes the top one isn’t directly centered. Nobody cares.
You expect that being impressed is the baseline standard in America?
…Uh, I frankly don’t know what you’re talking about. I believe we’re having some kind of a fundamental failure of a communication going on around here.
If you make the patty yourself and this really is as tasty as it looks, you’re wasting a 6-figure business opportunity by not starting a stand. Hire an assisstant and do it.
You’re talking to someone who screenshotted something from reddit.
THEY COULD BE RICH IF THEY HAD A STAND INSTEAD OF LEMMY! cough Sorry, I got a little excited there.