Honey Badgers Rule

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Honey Badgers Rule

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This is 100% true, OP. His name is Stoffel, and he is a primal force that cannot be contained

The best part is he doesn’t just escape, he escapes to go pick fights with lions.


i love him thank you


Honestly, he’s earned his freedom! The only reason he can’t be free is cause that lion’s gonna die otherwise.

“I’m not locked in here with you, I’m not locked in here at all"



I hope this e-mail doesn’t find you, Stoffel.
I hope you’ve escaped, that you’re free.


Thank you for posting this, I love Stoffel


Well that’s just a perfect little being of chaos right there. I love him for it

I’d say he was my spirit animal if that phrase didn’t come with just heaping mountains of colonialism baggage….



Crazy that the badgers were able to figure out that they need to pull the bolts to open the door, and also that they first need to remove the wire that was wrapped around the bolts to prevent them from being moved


this is unbelievable, it’s CGI, right?

i’ve never seen anything like this. especially considering how dumb our cats at home used to be …

Nah it’s legit, you just had dingus cats.




Honey Badger don’t give a fuck

Obviously this one is giving all his fucks to fighting a lion

Clearly the lion said something that even a honey badger couldn’t let go. Poor lion.



Honey badger slaps the shiit out of it



I mean, those lions were talking shit. Honey badger ain’t no bitch.



But how did the fight go?

It’s a honey badger, so of course it scared the shit out of the lions.



“Surely adding a second honey badger will decrease the honey badger escaping problem”

starts a romantic crime duo with malicious intent



🦡🦡🦡🦡

🍄🍄


I dunno about this particular bastard but honey badgers absolutely do fight and repel lions. From good ol’ wikipedia:

The honey badger is famous for its strength, ferocity and toughness. It is known to savagely and fearlessly attack almost any other species when escape is impossible, reportedly even repelling much larger predators such as lion and hyena.

Also:

In a 2018 study, it was found that the presence of large predators had no effect on the population of honey badgers in the Serengeti.

honey badger more like honey badass


We all need someone who will help us achieve our dreams ❤️


I love how it says “used her to climb out” as if she isn’t totally in on this escapade as well 🤭 They just gave the lions another local threat to worry about


It’s True, his name is Stoffel. https://youtu.be/c36UNSoJenI

Go Stoffel, we are rooting for you!



So they are properly depicted in Far Cry 4? They scared me.

They had to tone them down for farcry 4.

Otherwise you’d need some kind of nuke to balance it out.





“Hold that dog”


Somebody call an ambulance, but not for me


if you have the toughest skin in the world, and you know you have the toughest skin in the world, wont you want to beat everything and be king of the animal kingdom?


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