Whoopsie, Humans Built So Many Dams That We Shifted the North Pole by 3 Feet

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Can we combat the rising sea level from climate change by building massive dams?

Only if you build them quickly, and with the wet end around the oligarchs.

Building a dam around Musk would be a great way to create Lake Ketamine.

It’d be a really relaxing lake, until your urethra fails anyway.




Sure, but it would have to be around the polar ice caps. And even then, I'd guess you'd need a dome to prevent the water from evaporating and going past the dam.

polar ice caps and a gigantic dome? Sounds a bit like the wet dream of a flat earther





That's both horrifying and kind of cool.


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