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real rule

how to be hot in winter? 😭

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I just repeat a real quote I heard once

ā€œI’m a hoe, hoes don’t get coldā€ and it actually works.

Let this knowledge bring you warmth in these troubled times.

I’ve heard a slightly altered version, ā€œa hoe I’d NEVER coldā€ and you specifically have to do the sassy emphasis on never. Say it enough and you’ll sweat in the snow

just wear a good looking coat

Shock works… at least for like 10 minutes anyway. I can go out during winter in light clothes just fine like that, but I find it easier when it is actually cold, not just a bit cool.
I think it could be the same reason I find it hard to shower with cold water, but far easier to bathe in it when I just get in all at once.

I mean, I usually cook myself, basically, but sometimes there’s suddenly no hot water.

I prefer to be comf and warm :3

Meanwhile I’m in my hoodie and scarf wearing tights still freezing to death at 10°C.

Try just one of those, either short skirt/long jacket, or baggy pants with crop top (this advice is coming from a guy who wears neither so take with a grain of salt)

this advice is coming from a guy who wears neither

neither skirt nor pants? 🤨

There’s no rule saying cartoon animals that only wear clothes on their torso aren’t allowed on the fediverse.

Bring back the 70s ski fashion.

mooom they’re yaoi-ing SpongeBob again!!!